St. Petersburg Bowl presented by Beef O’ Bradys
Robert Guliano on Why Rutgers will win: Because Greg Schiano is a man. He has turned the academically inclined Rutgers into a football power-stable (a little short of powerhouse and a seasonally festive structure) and rolls into St. Petersburg with an impressive bowl record. Not to mention he is well compensated for it.
Rutgers Players to Watch:
3. Whoever this O’Brady guy is- Beef O’ Bradys (Bowl Game Sponsor) is a pub-style restaurant that is sweeping across the Eastern part of the country offering a family friendly environment and a secretly successful wing sauce.
2. QB Tom Savage- A generally temperamental player could prove to be dangerous. Why? Well, let’s look at a few dictionary definitions of his last name:
-an uncivilized human being
-a fierce, brutal, or cruel person
-a rude, boorish person
-a member of preliterate society
If any of these apply on December 19th, then he is worth watching.
1. Greg Schiano- I know he is a coach, but fans would be wise to keep an eye to the sidelines as he stands stoutly and mindlessly exudes manliness.
Greg Schiano engaging in manliness.
Brandon Hickey on why UCF will win: The University of Central Florida, nestled in the heart of the Disney monopoly that is Orlando, Florida, may or may not pride itself on being the alma mater of NFL “superstar” and Madden 2002 cover boy Daunte Culpepper. When trying to scout this game, it’s hard to know the plan of attack since George O’Leary is the head coach. See, O’Leary applied to be Notre Dame’s head coach in 2002 and eventually got the job. Then Notre Dame figured out he lied on his resume when he said he took classes at NYU-Stony Brook, a school that doesn’t exist. Oops. Fact is, George O’Leary can’t be trusted. So we really have no idea what strategy the Golden Knights might use to win. Oh well. It’s the St. Petersburg Bowl, which might as well be played in Russia.
The pride and joy of UCF.
UCF Key Players:
3. WR Kamar Aiken-Aiken has 7 TDs on the season. He also once went to a White Castle Restaurant with his best friend Harold.
2. Mickey Mouse-Rutgers won’t know what to think when they see the big mouse with the squeaky voice roaming the sidelines pandering to little kids. Since most of them are from Jersey, they likely have never been to Disney World or pumped their own gas. Tom Savage will sure to be waiting in line just to get a picture with the Disney star. Also, all the Italian Rutgers players will be hung over, just like the guidos on Jersey Shore.
1. RB Brynn Harvey-Amassed 1077 yards as an all-purpose back. Also could be a Victoria’s Secret model.
THE COMPROMISE: In a close game (please don't mistake close for interesting), Rutgers prevails 24-21.
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